From Mommy Needs Coffee - Ice Cream, Wine, Midol, and Tampons all while educating the nice youth of America:

“Jerry, take a look in my basket. Go ahead. Look.”

He glances in the basket and then nervously back at me.

“Jerry, what do you see? Go on. This isn’t rhetorical. Tell me what you see.”

Jerry is looking a tad bit freaked out by me and is trying to nonchalantly glance around for a manager, but he answers me anyway.

“Uhhh...Midol, Ice Cream, tampons (serious blush for him), a magazine and a big bottle of wine.”

I look at him hard. “Very good, Jerry. Now tell me, does that look like the basket of a woman you should really be messing with right now.”

*blank stare*

“Tell me, Jerry, do you have a girlfriend?”