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January 2005 Archives

I was listening to my phone messages today and there was a funny one from Julie Wanda from yesterday:

"Hi Jen. I called to see how last night's Riverboat Gamblers show went. And then I realized that this was my last free weekend before my class starts. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA........"

About sums up how I feel. I love teaching. I know that Julie Wanda loves teaching. But it is a big time suck when one has a full-time or two jobs and then is an adjunct professor. People are surprised to find out how much time teaching one class takes: prepping, actual class time, and grading. That time comes out of other non-work time. That time takes away from social life, house life, and other bits.

During winter or summer break, one relishes the freed up time. Even though I never did get to the big room cleaning project that I promised myself I would do... erg.

JW: Here's to us. The last week before the 16 week crunchtime!

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Fletcher Jones Motorcars = SLIMY FUCKS WHO ABUSE ELDERS

Ok. Tonight, on my way to work, I went over to my brother's to walk Scruffy and then I went to Long's Drugstore to get some sunglasses. I pulled into the parking lot next to a beautiful, new silver Mercedes convertible. As I got out of my car, the driver of the Mercedes said, "What are you doing here?"

It was my brother. My brother makes good money, but not THAT good.

"Whose car is that?" I ask.

"Grandpa's." Joe said.

"When did he get that? Before he went to Uruguay?" (Our maternal grandfather does have the dough for a pricey car and is in South America for a few months.)

"No," said Joe, "Our other grandpa."

"WHAT?!?! Grandpa Bill doesn't even have enough money for his rent and prescriptions!!!"

Then my brother told me a sordid tale of Fletcher Jones fleecing bored seniors. Last Friday, Jan. 21, 2005, our Grandpa Bill Hanen, aged 88, was bored and decided to go over to Fletcher Jones in Newport Beach (he lives in Laguna Woods) to look at cars for a way to pass the day. While he was peering at cars, a salesman got him in the office, ran his credit report and next thing my grandpa knew he had a 5 year lease on a brand new Mercedes convertible.

Have I mentioned that my grandpa is 88 and a wee bit addled? When he got home he called my dad. My dad and brother tried to give the car back and were told no go. My brother called Ernie the Attorney, aka Ernie the Pitbull. Ernie is on the case.

Fletcher Jones told Ernie that the lease was signed and for 5 years. Ernie the Pitbull is on the case. Elder abuse.

As Joe and I walked through Long's, we discussed the situation. It is one thing to know that it is time to take the car keys away from one's grandpa for good, but another to have him locked into a $1,250 lease per month when his Social Security is barely that.

Fletcher Jones = Just Say No. Sharks. DO NOT go to their lot.

Needless to say, I am very angry. My brother has the car for safe keeping. This is obscene.

Visit Toyota, get a Prius.

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I have had my badge for SXSW Interactive and Music booked since November. I bought my plane ticket for Austin a week and a half ago. Today, in a fit of procrastination, I searched for who was talking about it and the good news is that Brad has resurrected the SXSW Blog as SXSW Baby! Yeah!

Robert Duffy at DoneWaiting.com has put together a blog for SXSW Music. Good thing that Alex is coming early, as DW has reported that QotSA is playing on Tuesday!

Here are some SXSW Blogs to follow for the next 7 weeks:
http://www.sxswbaby.com/
http://blog.sxsw.com/
http://www.donewaiting.com/sxsw/

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Fifteen minutes ago or so, the digital temperature sign at the Wells Fargo building on Main St next to the Main Place Mall reported the temp as 98 degrees. My bank is now reporting 66 degrees. It feels like mid-70s.
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I love sycamore trees. The older they get the more whimisical and turn-y their branches grow. The best sycamores are the big, big ones that have grown old near (dry) stream banks and flood plains.

These sycamores are in Hart Park and were most likely planted in the 1930s when the park was developed, even though they have been pruned badly a couple of times, they are still grand trees. Photographed by my Nokia 7610 this afternoon.

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1) I am coming down with a cold / flu / cough / headache / foggy head and I am sitting here taking $ from stoned reggae fans at Alex's door. Lots of the folk expect to the be on the guest list, when they are not. They are really on my Pest List.

I keep wondering where their enterprenurial spirit is? Shouldn't really cheap stoners be growing certain things hydroponically, selling such things, and then they would have the $ to pay five peasely dollars.

So the next cheap dufus who demands that they are on the list when they are not, I will offer to let them in for free if I can take their pic and get their real name and post both here. How cheap are they?

2) It has been a long week. A long week made good by the re-emergence of the sun. I can actually walk across the backyard without leaving deep footprints.

3) Last Sunday afternoon, in the downpour, Erika and I went to the Huntington Library for the last day of "The Bible and the People" exhibition. It was an interesting day. The show was ok, most of what was presented was the physical evidence of much what I had learned as a Biola student or in the history of graphic design. The best and worst part of the day were outside of the show.

4) Worst part, first... I leave the exhibition to use the ladies room in the lobby of the building, when a very sleek, expensive, aristocractic woman walked into the restroom ahead of me. She opened up and checked out every stall before choosing the handicap stall. I went into one of the middle stalls. I as I was doing my potty business, she moved into the stall next to me and started using a very loud vibrating machine of some sort. The noise went back and forth. I was appalled, finished up quickly, washed my hands and ran out. As I got out to the lobby, the noise of the vibrating machine (you know what it was) was reverberating and growing louder as echoed through the marble lobby.

Erika and the front door guard were standing near the front door with bewildered looks on their faces, I said sotto voce, "The woman in all black with the heels on is using a vibrator in the bathroom." "No, maybe she is shaving," says Erika. "Shaving? Back and forth, it would be done in a pass or two." "Well, she could get a quieter one. They do make silent vibrators."

HELLO! Hello! Hello! What is up with the Pasadena / San Marino aristocrats? Hello! Either at home or get a silent model. Hello! Simply not classy.

5) Best part of the Huntington is the parking lot aisle names. Not Eyore or Tinkerbell or Ariel, but plant names like Cactus 2.

6) A continuing thorn in my side is Honda's lack of bell or warning sound when one leaves one's lights on. I told myself driving all the way up from Orange in the heavy rain to remember to turn my lights off when I got out. Did I? No, in the daylight, even if cloudy, I can't see that the lights are on. When I returned to my car at nearly 6pm, in the dark, in the heavy rain. No battery power. Damned Honda.

If California is going to have a law that one's lights are to be during the day during the rain, then Honda needs to have a warning sound when one has left one's lights on.

The Upswing of the Saturday night Notes is that one probably shouldn't blog when one is sick and working. Cranky Jen...

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Photo of Tredair Kitty Shoes at the Electric Chair by Jen's Nokia 7610

I am participating in a collaborative group mo/pho-blog - Wasabi - that uses Nokia 7610s or Nokia 6670s camera phones and Nokia's LifeBlog software to post directly to a Typepad blog from the phone.

We have been beta testing the phones, LifeBlog, and Wasabi for a month now, until Charlie took off the password protection and launched us!

Go check Wasabi out. I have been having a blast posting directly to the blog from my phone using the LifeBlog on the phone, as it is much easier than using Flickr or Mfop2.

How so? In LifeBlog, I can view and rotate the photos, add metadata, and make a blog post in Lifeblog, and best of all "mark" up to four photos for upload to the blog at the same time. Once I push send, there it goes. When I view the blog from my phone's browser or from a computer, Lifeblog has already formatted the photos into a table of thumbnails.

Now, how about LifeBlog for MT?

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We can't all be rocket scienticists or biomedical engineers or ....

In the era of ultra specializations one may not have a paper Ph.D in an arcane subject, but most of us have a specialty in some form of technology that our neighbor or sister would be completely lost at.

My sister can work the VCR. My brother can replace my timing belt. My best friend can mix any type of audio. My dad can program his Sirius satelite radio to get any frequency any where. I can work a computer.

But for the life of me, I can't figure out a VCR or TV. My brother's new roommate asked me to show her how to turn on the TV tonight, and I was LOST. Lost, really lost. I looked at 5 black console boxes and 3 remotes as if they just arrived Fed-Ex from Jupiter. Yikes!

My best friend who can mix eight channels of sound in the outback for Survivor calls me to ask computer questions. My brother asks me how to do this or that on the computer, which I gladly trade for cheap car repairs on the weekend when he is home from his executive office job.

What it boils down to is... not only can't you please all the people all the time, but you can't figure out all the gadgets all the time. I freely admit that I can't work a VCR or DVD (unless it is the one on my computer). I love my computer and my new Nokia, but other than that, I am a luddite.

Jay, the Programming Wizard, had a hard time figuring out new TVs. This made me feel sympathy with Jay and I commented that he should forget the TV and watch his DVDs on his monitor.

More importantly, a wide variety of Jay's readers came through with a great deal of technical and consumer knowledge to help Jay find a new TV. This is good. We can't all know everything and our communities can help us find the info, be it our immediate friends or online.

Learn what you love and share what you can.

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I am overly faithful to a fault.

All too true. I have been attending the same church for over a decade and the same denomination for 18 years. I am burnt out.

I feel guilty for being burnt out, but I am. I am about to nail my own coffin shut...

[If you care about matters of faith, read on. If not, proceed to other entries. Please note that the following rant is all over the place, but I don't care as it has been bottled up in me for years.]

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Photo by Kimm with my Nokia 7610

Here I am, this afternoon, working on the New Wave Prom photos - rotating, levels, fitting into the template, etc. I go to print out my name / photo number rubric to keep track of over 100 photos when the printer seizes. I reach down and try to pull out the jammed, ruffled piece of paper when a raisin and piece of string cheese come flying out of the printer at me.

What? Scruffy has taken to hiding his food lately. I thought I had rounded up all the stray hidden pieces of cheese, but it did not occur to me to look in the paper feeder of the HP 810c. Little rat.

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Day 2 of the Marge Do

I ratted and sprayed my hair into the stratosphere for New Wave New Year's Eve. Two days later, it has not relaxed enough to brush it out, so since early Sat. morning I have had it piled ala Marge, sans change jar, on top of my head.

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The last few months of my life have been extra beyond busy, as many of you who are hoping for me to return a phone call or email can attest. When I do get the time in the car to return a call, it is usually brief and somewhat discombobulated.

2003 sucked dog. 'Nuff said.

2004 was the good year that I had been hoping for for several years in a row. Good in this instance equalled too busy for my own good, but at least I was not 6 weeks behind as I was in 2003, but instead 1 week ahead. Good enough to pull off a trip to Ireland and SXSW and Bowling.

I have no expectations for 2005. None, really. I am too burnt out. Really. I hope it is good, but I think I need a nap. I hope that blessings come my way and to others, but can I just veg on the couch for a bit?

I have spent the last 8 months working from 10am to 1am trying to catch up to the expense of my friendships and personal life. I would like to now sleep for a month and after Groundhog's Day I promise to return the 9 months of backed up emails and phone calls.

Really. I promise.

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